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TABS
Watch hilariously wobbly ragdoll armies clash in absurd physics-based battles! Place units, set your tactics, and watch total chaos unfold in the most ridiculous battle simulator around.
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About TABS
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is the physics sandbox where you build two armies out of history's silliest units and watch them wobble into battle. Every soldier is a floppy ragdoll with genuine physics — swings miss, spears wobble, catapult shots flatten entire squads, and a farmer with a pitchfork occasionally takes down a knight because his arms happened to flail correctly.
The core loop is simple: you get a budget, the enemy army is laid out across the field, and you spend your coins placing units to counter it. Cheap chaff like clubbers and halflings soak damage in front; archers and musketeers work behind them; a single expensive unit — a mammoth, a da Vinci tank, Zeus himself — can anchor a whole strategy. Then you press start and lose all control, which is exactly where the comedy lives.
TABS rewards real tactical thinking under all the slapstick. Flanking genuinely works: a couple of cavalry units circling behind enemy archers wins fights that head-on charges lose. Terrain matters — archers on a hill out-range everything below. Unit matchups matter most of all: shields beat arrows, mass beats shields, range beats mass, and something ridiculous beats everything if you place it right.
The campaign maps escalate from farmers-versus-farmers to full mythological warfare, and sandbox mode lets you stage any matchup you can imagine — a hundred halflings against one giant, pirates versus dinosaurs, whatever needs settling.
Play TABS unblocked at UBGHyper free in your browser. If you enjoy physics chaos, Gladihoppers and People Playground are natural next stops.
- Genre: Strategy, Physics
- Players: Single player
- Developer: Landfall Games
- Platform: Web browser — Chromebook, Windows, Mac & Linux
- Price: Free to play, no sign-up
How to play TABS
Controls. Mouse to place units on your side of the field before battle — click a unit type, click the ground. WASD + mouse to fly the camera during the fight. Press start when you're ready; once the battle begins, the physics is in charge, not you.
Tips:
- Spend on a front line first. Cheap melee units that hold the enemy in place make every ranged unit behind them twice as valuable.
- Flank with fast units. Two units attacking enemy archers from behind beat five attacking from the front.
- Don't stack everything in one blob — one catapult stone or boulder can erase a clustered army.
- Watch the replay after a loss. TABS shows you exactly which matchup failed, and the counter is usually obvious.
Frequently asked questions
Who made TABS?
Landfall Games, the Swedish studio known for physics-comedy games. TABS started as an April Fools-adjacent prototype and became their biggest hit.
What's the best unit in TABS?
There's no single best — the game is about counters. Pound for pound, halflings and clubbers are famously cost-efficient chaff, while late-game units like Zeus, the Mammoth and the Da Vinci Tank can solo entire armies if protected.
Does TABS have a campaign?
Yes — themed campaign maps (farmer, medieval, viking, dynasty, fantasy and more) with set enemy armies and a budget to beat them, plus a sandbox mode for custom battles.
Is the browser version of TABS the full game?
It's a browser-playable port of TABS, controlled with mouse and keyboard. It plays in your tab at UBGHyper with no download or sign-up.
Why do my units miss so much in TABS?
That's the joke — and the design. Every unit runs on wobbly active-ragdoll physics, so attacks genuinely connect or whiff based on physics, not dice rolls. Positioning matters more than precision.